Women gamers had an article about updates to Dungeons and Dragons Online with a neat picture attached:


Sweet! I thought, Can I play that?

I eagerly clicked on the article and read about the blah, blah, blah with her elf blah, blah, patches.

Why don't games ever let me play something cool? I'm always the good-looking humanoid adventurer, never the interesting monster. Seriously, if I had the choice between a four-armed snake-lady and an elf, I'd never pick the elf, even if it meant running/slithering around in a chainmail bikini.